We’re curious to know which Something Planet dude you think is sexiest. We have our pictures posted below, and a little poll for you to vote!

If you pick John J, you’re blind; if you pick Stuey B, you’re afraid of being racist; if you pick David the Day, you’re gay; and if you pick Endless Mike, your name is probably Larissa. Just kidding, there’s nothing wrong with picking either of these extremely hot gentlemen, just be honest!