I would just like to take a few moments, while we’re waiting for the next episode, to give everyone a few pointers on surviving zombie armageddon. Now keep in mind that these are just general guidelines and not exact instructions. Deviate at your own risk.

1. Never rely on melee weaponry. To be used only as a last resort and never close range. Try and equip yourself with a spear, pitchfork, lance, etc,..

2. Zombies lack the necessary motor skills to climb ladders, unlock doors, and open anything generally more complicated than a push door. Take this into account when selecting your hiding spot and above all do not stay in the same spot for more than a week as this is generally the amount of time it takes for zombies to congregate in large enough numbers to make escape impossible.

3. Zombies rely on their senses of sight and smell mostly. Generally only sudden sharp noises attract them so their is no need to be super careful or stealthy.

4. If zombies do not feed for a certain length of time, generally three to for days, then they “deactivate” and only become active again when food draws near. So do not assume that a silent building is an empty building.

Hopefully these tips will help you survive the upcoming zombie holocaust. Trust me, I know what Im talking about. If you get trapped near florida come find me. Ill be the one still alive.

-“Endless” Mike